Watching Victoria pick out something for her own pleasure is hot as fuck. Imagining her touching herself, thinking of me. The thought alone is enough to make me dizzy.
Groups of women in twos and threes snigger and glance my way. I step closer to Victoria and pull my phone from my pocket just to do something with my hands. It’s official. I’m as bad as Jared. Next, I’ll be downloading Tetris.
‘Can I help you?’ Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, a shop assistant appears. She can’t be more than twenty, but she wears an expression of a woman with much more experience than her years. Black Doc Martens match the exact shade of her thick, blunt fringe.
Victoria beams back at her. Oh my god, has she no shame?
‘Yes, please. I’m looking for something, but I’m not quite sure what.’ Victoria’s fingers glide over a lifelike dildo complete with actual veins, stroking it from base to tip. It even has a slit on the shaft.
I can’t tear my eyes from her hand, imagining her gripping my cock.
My trousers are strangling my dick.
It’s too much.
‘Well, I can guarantee you, you’ll find something in here to cater for every type of need.’ The assistant proffers Victoria a wink before turning to the wall behind her mounted with sex toys.
‘Are you looking for clitoral stimulation?’ She motions to an array of smaller devices which could be mistaken for mini massagers, which I suppose is precisely what they are. Just not ones you’d gift your granny on Christmas day.
‘Or penetrative?’ She points to a display of enormous fake dicks which makes even Victoria flinch.
‘Or both?’ The Doc Martens pivot and the fringe bobs as the assistant nods directly over my shoulder. I turn around, my eyes half closed in apprehension of what the fuck else they might be assaulted by, and with good fucking reason.
A huge assortment of U-shaped toys are boxed, one on top of the other.
‘What the fuck?’ It’s out of my mouth before I can stop it.
‘Meet our Rampant Rabbit range. These are our best sellers. This part is for penetration.’ She unboxes one and switches it on. The biggest part begins to rotate with a whirring noise. ‘This part, the rabbit ears, so to speak, are for the clit.’ She hits another button and the smaller side of it bursts into a low but powerful vibration.
Victoria bites her lower lip as if she’s really intrigued.
I’ll give her intrigued. She can’t seriously be thinking about purchasing one of these monstrosities?
‘I’ll take two,’ she announces with glee. ‘Give me the biggest one you’ve got. And I’ll take this small discreet one too.’ She picks up a three-inch silver gadget namedThe Bullet.’
How fucking ironic.
Would it count as touching her if I used that on her instead of one of my own body parts?
‘Great choices.’ The sales assistant grins knowingly before reverting her attention to me. ‘What about you, sir?’
‘What about me?’ I scowl.
‘Perhaps you’d like something for your pleasure? We stock an array of cock rings strap-ons —’
I cut her off before she can continue. ‘That won’t be necessary, thank you.’ Not that I’m averse to spicing things up a bit, but as it stands, I shouldn’t even be seasoning anything, let alone spicing.
‘Righty-o-then.’ Taking Victoria’s items to the till, she asks, ‘Would you like some extra batteries and lube to go with these?’
‘Why not?’ Victoria laughs, handing over her credit card.
I shake my head.
She thinks she’s pulling out the big guns.
I’ve a good mind to take that bullet from her.
I am her bodyguard, after all.
