If anything, proximity has made me more powerful. Last night, you admitted that love at first sight might have “some biochemical validity.”
TruthGuardian
I said the immediate recognition of compatible pheromone profiles could create a strong initial attraction that might be mistaken for love at first sight.
SunshineGuy
After I asked if that’s what happened when you saw me at Garden Table.
TruthGuardian
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SunshineGuy
That’s what I thought.
I peek over at him again. He’s definitely blushing now, the tips of his ears pink. God, I love him so much it’s ridiculous.
SunshineGuy
Back to the story. What if the celebrity was lonely? What if seeing someone make fun of his ridiculous apartment made him realize how isolated his fame had made him?
TruthGuardian
You’re projecting narrative onto coincidence.
SunshineGuy
I’m recognizing human emotion in human behavior. You should try it sometime.
TruthGuardian
I recognized human emotion last night when you cried at that commercial with the dog.
SunshineGuy
THE DOG WAITED FOR HIS OWNER EVERY DAY AT THE TRAIN STATION.
TruthGuardian
It was an ad for pet insurance.
SunshineGuy
Emotionally manipulative capitalism can still make me feel things!
Ernest Hemingpaw chooses this moment to walk across Travis’s keyboard again.
TruthGuardian
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SunshineGuy
Ernest Hemingpaw makes another excellent point.
TruthGuardian
