Levi
She sent you a picture?
Alaric
I asked if you guys found a dress to see if she could hide something on her body.
Sylus
Sure.
And I’m the Queen of England.
Alaric
It’s the truth. But yeah, that dress will do.
Sylus
Yep.
Levi
Assholes, it won’t just do. She’s hot as fuck.
Alaric
That’s basically what I said.
I grip my phone tighter as irritation bubbles up.
Don’t talk about her like that. She’s too smart to be reduced to her body.
This kind of shit is probably exactly why she thinks like that of herself. I wait for the replies, knowing exactly what’s coming.
Alaric
I never said that!
Sylus
It smells like simp.
Sylus
Ez and I will be there in maybe thirty minutes, Dove.
Levi
Told you guys, he’s a goner.
Keep it up, Dove, and I’ll have them write Ken and Barbie on the cake.
Levi
Go ahead, it’s already ruined.
Sylus
