Classic move. Establish dominanceover the media.
@fur-ever_homes_usa:
Princess would like everyone to know that she is aware of the “diva” label and finds it accurate but unnecessary.
@goatlover24:
Did she comment on the tiara photos?
@fur-ever_homes_usa:
She stared at them for several seconds, then turned her head away. We interpret this as modesty.
@hogwashhero:
Has the fame changed her?
@fur-ever_homes_usa:
Only slightly. She now expects snacks before and after photos.
@goatlover24:
Honestly same.
@fur-ever_homes_usa:
Princess has also requested that any future adopters understand she is not a novelty. She is a lifestyle.
@barnyardbestie:
Put that on a shirt.
@petparentmaybe:
I was on the fence but “she is a lifestyle” just convinced me. Sending in my application tonight!
@fur-ever_homes_usa:
She would like to remind everyone that she is still accepting applications and will review them at her leisure.
@oinkonomics:
Take your time, Your Highness.
@fur-ever_homes_usa:
Princess thanks you for your continued admiration and would like to conclude this update with a nap.
CHAPTER 5
BURTON
“Dude, where are you?”
Clark’s voice sounds like he’s shouting through my phone the second I answer.
“I’m at the restaurant. What’s up?” I ask. To be honest, I’ve worked four days straight, so I’m not sure why he’s wondering where I am.
