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Me:
And why do you want to make up for your boorish behavior? Such a good word, by the way. Boorish.
Connor:
First, because it’s the only party happening, everyone will be there, and a true party girl probably won’t discriminate.
Connor:
And second, because in vino veritas. If you’re the one I drunk-texted, it must mean I don’t totally hate spending time with you.
Connor:
As long as you’re not singing.
Me:
Please, Mr. McDrunkface, I can’t take this many compliments at once.
Connor:
I’m just stating facts.
Isn’t he cheerful today.
Me:
Where is this party anyway?