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Me:

And why do you want to make up for your boorish behavior? Such a good word, by the way. Boorish.



Connor:

First, because it’s the only party happening, everyone will be there, and a true party girl probably won’t discriminate.



Connor:

And second, because in vino veritas. If you’re the one I drunk-texted, it must mean I don’t totally hate spending time with you.



Connor:

As long as you’re not singing.



Me:

Please, Mr. McDrunkface, I can’t take this many compliments at once.



Connor:

I’m just stating facts.


Isn’t he cheerful today.


Me:

Where is this party anyway?