“Besides.” I’m not sure what makes me say it, but I do: “I would be far too pricey for you.”
He lets out a bark of laughter and starts the car. “I don’t doubt it, little vandal,” he says. “I don’t doubt it at all.”
Me
I’m going to be out for a while this evening.
Jules
did you go see Tyler???
is he the worst???
is he going to help you pay??
India
where are you going?
Me
Don’t read into this
India
I can guarantee Jules is already reading into it, just because you said that
Me
But I’m heading to Roman’s for a bit, just to blow off some steam.
Jules
!!!
what kind of steam??
Me
JULIET.
He just has this old spare bedroom that hasn’t been cleaned in probably years.
India
That man knows the way to your heart
Me
No hearts are involved. Just me and some Clorox wipes and all manner of cleaning sprays.
Jules
booooooo
ROMAN
I can’t believeI’m saying this, but…it’s possible I’m in trouble. And I’m torn between wanting to explore that trouble or wanting to bow out quickly beforemoretrouble ensues.
