Me:
We’re going on the honeymoon together.
Lucia:
Hell, yeah. Do you plan on fucking his brains out?
Lucia:
I hope you do.
Me:
You two are the worst bridesmaids ever.
Sofia:
You’re wrong about that. We threw you an epic bachelorette party.
Me:
Since when do bachelorette parties mean telling the bride it’s a spa weekend but take her to a sex club instead?
Sofia:
That was a great night, don’t lie.
Me:
I’m still traumatized.
Lucia:
You’re a terrible liar, Erika.
Sofia:
I learned a few things that night.
Me:
Me too.
Lucia:
Me three. Now you need to find a new distraction to practice on and do the things that stripper could do with her tongue, Erika. Ask Leon if he’s willing to help you.
Sofia:
That was so hot.
Me:
I haven’t had sex in so long, I think my vagina has healed up.
Lucia:
Please tell me that’s not true.
