She eyed me.
I smiled innocently.
Spike snickered.
I cocked my head.
He leaned in. “You’re incorrigible. Stephanie warned me about you.”
I tried for mock offense. “Your virtue is safe with me.” Then I sobered a little. “I’m not a homewrecker.”
“No, you’re not. But you are a scamp in an adult man’s body. And, dare I say, a little devilish.”
I saluted him with my drink. “What is life for if not to amuse ourselves?”
“Did you say something?” Lachlan looked at me.
Spike chuckled. “No, not jealous at all.” He snuggled into Dickens’s side.
His husband, who’d been carrying on a very intense conversation with Stephanie, absentmindedly ran his hand through Spike’s hair.
I could practically hear the man purring in contentment from here.
Taryn caught my eye and gestured with her chin.
“So, uh, Lachlan and I have some planning to do. We’ll be back in a bit.”
Stephanie pouted, pushing her lower lip out. “But we’re having such fun.”
“You’re about to have a lot more fun.” I winked.
Taryn chuckled.
My sister knitted her brow in obvious confusion. Then her attention turned to the newcomers. “Why are the police here? And what’s with the weird uniforms?”
Lachlan pushed out the booth and was halfway down the hall before I caught up with him.
“Hey, I need to go to the bathroom. The room’s there.” I gestured. “Here. I don’t have a pocket to spare. Hold this.”
“What is it?”
“Something important.” I pressed the condom into his hand before heading to the bathroom. I didn’t want to leave Lachlan alone to stew in his thoughts, but I really did need to piss. After having completed that task quickly, I washed my hands and headed to the room.
To my surprise, he was waiting for me outside the bathroom. He grabbed my arm and dragged me farther down the hall. “For God's sake, Cooper. Stop it. I am not going to fuck you at a bachelorette party with my sister two rooms away.”
I grinned. “Okay. Can I at least get a kiss?”
He glared that look that had me all hot and bothered.
“No.”
Although consent was a thing, I figured I could weasel my way out of this one. “Fine. I'll kiss you.” I grasped him behind the neck and dragged him toward me. I nipped his lower lip, and when he startled in surprise, I thrust my tongue into his mouth. Never one to waste an opportunity—and taking the fact he hadn’t shoved me away as tacit consent—I pressed my bodyagainst his. Effectively trapping him against the wall. I probably should’ve been worried about someone making their way down here, but from the hoots and hollers that reached us, I figured it was safe to assume thepolice officerswere plenty entertaining.
Suddenly, Lachlan switched our positions.
I was the one against the wall.
He was the one pressing me against it. He was the one insinuating his leg between mine. He was the one grinding his very hard cock against my hip.