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I could tell. You were fair. And generous. And you didn’t haveto be.
Chloe
Flatterer.
Me
I’m serious.
Chloe
You’re being suspiciously sincere.
Me
I’m allowed. Occasionally.
Chloe
Disturbing.
Me
You’re deflecting.
Chloe
I’m busy.
Me
Doing what.
Chloe
Being a Peri Peri chicken.
I stare at the message for a second longer than necessary. Read it again. Being a Peri Peri chicken. Right. That’s either a metaphor I’m not invited into yet or the start of something I’m about to regretengaging with.
Me
I’m going to need clarification.
Chloe
No you’re not.
Me
I really am.
Chloe
It means I’m spicy, irritated, and not to be handled without warning.
Me
That sounds like a public safety issue.
