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Tom

Angela is being polite. Someone asked if we could “tone down” the garlic.

Me

I assume you escorted them out.

Tom

I smiled and said no.

Me

Heroic restraint.

Tom

I’m growing as a person.

I pause, phone in hand.

Me

Good for you.

A beat.

Tom

That was a very tired reply.

I narrow my eyes at thescreen.

Me

Excuse you.

Tom

Observation, not criticism.

Me

I dispute your methodology.

Tom

You typed three words and one of them sighed.

I laugh, short and surprised. I hadn’t realised how tightly wound I was until it slipped.

Me

Rude.

Tom

Accurate.