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“So I was correct. You’re all aliens, and I somehow ended up on your ship.” Ashley studied the small group, taking in their outward appearances for what they truly were. “Would you mind explaining what’s going on?”

“You are saying female humans make pleasure… toys of other species to use on themselves?” He looked up at her, his bright green slitted eyes confused. “Why?”

“Because alien dick is the best dick,” Dia said, wrapping an arm around the sapphire-tinted male. “Hey, Ashley. I don’t think you have met Fybl. He said I smelled good at a club, took me to some golf course, we fucked on the green, and the rest is history.”

Ashley looked at her best friend, stunned.

Where did she come from?

Dia was pressed against Fybl—her sapphire tinted male—with a wide smile. Her long light brown hair was messed up, and her silver mini space dress, an exact match to Ashley’s, was wrinkled, but she stood there in one piece.

“I should be surprised, but with everything that’s happened, I’m not.” Ashley walked up to Dia and gave her a hug. “Of course, you somehow found a real alien in the midst of cosplayers and found yourself here.”

Ashley felt a sense of relief wash over her, as Dia, her best friend and roommate, placed her arms on her shoulders, studying her carefully to make sure she was okay.

“Are you okay?” Dia asked, her voice filled with worry. “I take it Mr. Hottie-Cosplayer didn’t show up and your guy did instead?”

For a moment, Ashley felt overwhelmed, trying to make sense of everything that had happened. She had been taken from her home, transported to an alien ship, and surrounded by creatures beyond anything she had ever imagined.

But as Dia looked at her, with concern etched on her face, Ashley knew that she was not alone. She had someone she could turn to, someone who cared about her.

And so, Ashley took a deep breath, feeling a sense of gratitude and appreciation. She knew that she had been given a gift, the chance to explore a world beyond anything she had ever imagined, to experience something truly incredible and transformative.

Ashley nodded, feeling a sense of comfort and familiarity in Dia’s presence. “I’m okay,” she said, her voice soft and steady. “It’s just...a lot to take in.”

Dia smiled, her face filled with warmth and reassurance. “I know you are,” she said. “You’re one of the strongest people I know. And I know that whatever happens, you’ll be able to handle it.”

“Yep, and somehow, I am an alien slayer and cock collector or something.” Ashley looked over her shoulder at the dildo thief and shook her head. “Who knew my dildo collection would give me such a label?”

“Ashley, the Paranormal Cock Collector,” Dia said, her voice deepening to sound like an announcer. “Slayer of unsuspecting males in the bedroom.”

“Yeah, that’s me. You got me read, all right,” Ashley mumbled, rolling her eyes at her roommate’s ridiculousness. “I had no idea I had such a title.”

“Don’t worry,” Dia said with a wink and a throaty laugh. “I can be your sidekick. After all, I have the same collection as you, just not on full display.”

“It looks like I’ll need one,” Ashley grumbled, her gaze drawn to the circle of aliens surrounding them. “Because we don’t appear to be returning home anytime soon.”

“At least we have each other.” Dia flicked her gaze to Fybl—her sapphire tinted lizardman—and shot him a quick grin. “They’ve prepared cabins for us. Eva is here too. These guys picked her up, along with a few others from around the world. It turns out Vegas was the last stop on their Earth tour.”

“I’d like to ask Eva how she came up with such realistic alien dildos.” Ashley looked around the room and saw no one who resembled their favorite streamer. “Especially since they were easily mistaken for genuine trophies.”

“I’m sure we’ll find time once everything is in order.” Dia shoved her shoulder, refocusing Ashley’s attention on her. “From what I’ve overheard, I guess Eva had some underground alien sex dungeon where she based all her dildos on her mate and his friends.”

“No shit?”

“It’s true, Ash.” Her eyes softened. “There’s no going back, you know?”

She glanced at the gathered group—they all looked away, as if to give them the illusion of privacy. What little privacy there was.

“Honestly? Sure, I’ll miss my family and my few friends, but there was nothing left for me—or for us, Dia.” Ashley tightly wrapped her arms around her closest friend. The heaviness of their current unknown situation—their new future—set in the pits of her stomach, but she pushed it away, ignoring it for now and focusing on being the solid foundation for both of them. “We both dropped out of college due to financial constraints, and we only lived in Jillian’s condo in exchange for its cleanliness and upkeep. It’s a shame we have to dump her after everything she’s done for us, but we both know that once she finds a man and marries, we won’t be able to live at her place any longer.”

Tears filled Dia’s eyes, soaking her shoulder. “It’s true.” She sniffled.

“Yourenaxmade myenaxcry, Brother,” Fybl rumbled as he yanked Dia from their embrace, tucking her under his arm and wrapping his tail around her. Wherever the edges of his black scales touched, they glowed sapphire. “You must take action to correct the situation.”

“She did nothing wrong, Fybl. Let her be,” Dia scolded, rubbing her eyes. “She is my closest friend. We’re practically sisters. There’s nothing you need to be concerned about between us.”

Ashley turned to her dildo thief. “Want to explain what thisenaxbusiness is?”