Marie:I thought it was classier than cock or dick, and you shout at me when I use penis.
Maxwell:Please, for the love of all that’s holy, will you stop talking about – cocks.
Seph:Can we go back to the initial question?
Marie:Remind me of what that was.
Seph:How did you and dad manage to get round to having Ava when you had six other kids tearing round?
Maxwell:Why are you asking this?
Seph:It won’t bother you, because we all know you’ve only had sex once in your life when Vic got pregnant, and you’re not likely to manage it again.
Maxwell:Fuck off.
Marie:Be nice to your brother.
Maxwell:Did you read what he put?
Marie:Yes. Be quiet.
Marie:You mean when did we find time to be alone together when we had Payton and you, plus four other kids around shouting Mum or Marie every two seconds?
Seph:Exactly
Marie:Why are you asking this, Joseph?
Seph:It just occurred to me.
Claire:It’s because he’s dating Georgia.
Seph:… …
Claire:Can we all screen shot this to show that Seph is speechless.
Payton:Fuck. Seph, you – seriously? Is this why you were decorating her little girl’s bedroom? To get into Georgia’s pants?
Seph:No.
Marie:Joseph Evan Callaghan, tell me you’re not being nice to a small child just to get your wicked way with her mother?
Seph:No. I did Rose’s bedroom because I thought she’d like it. If I was interested in just one thing with Georgia I wouldn’t have gone to all that effort. This isn’t my point.
Maxwell:You’re boning Georgia?
Victoria:Keep up, Max. And why don’t you ever know any of this gossip?
Maxwell:Because I’m too busy working.
Seph:By the way, O’Donnell paid up on Friday. We had fifteen thousand two hundred come in at close of play.
Victoria:GO SEPH! GO SEPH!
Maxwell:Who did you marry again?
Victoria:Seph’s brother.
Claire:Jesus, Max, did you piss Vic off or something?
