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There is a strong part of me that wants to say fuck it and get on a plane anyway, but I know that would have a spiral of consequences that Frankie wouldn’t want me to bring upon us.

I head back into the meeting, but I’m on my phone the whole time.

“Family emergency,” I say, which is true.

I text Tom first.

Logan

We need to talk soon.

Tom

Urgent?

Logan

Not imminently urgent? But soon.

Then I send my sister an SOS message, because she’s the only person who knows about Frankie in any way yet.

Logan

If you aren’t in labour, can I ask you for a huge favour?

Emery

I am not in labour, shoot

Logan

I need to buy someone in California a car, today

Emery

No

Logan

It’s not a scam

Emery

You’re an idiot

Logan

I’m in a team meeting and I just need to know which Subaru dealerships have something on the lot that could be licensed and insured today, in my name is fine

Emery

That’s very specific for a scam artist

Logan

She’s not a scam artist, she’s a stubborn medical student who rides a bike to and from the hospital, and it got crunched under a car today

Emery