“Sienna, are you hoping for a little girl this time?” Stacey asks her.
“I would love a little girl, but I’ve just mastered little boys so it would feel like starting all over again.”
“I’m still wrapping my head around twins,” Vanessa says, shaking her head.
“She had a panic attack in the car,” Christian tells us.
“As if you weren’t freaking out, too,” Vanessa adds.
“I feel for your vagina, Ness. Two babies at once,” I say, shaking my head.
“Thanks, D,” she grumbles.
“Hey, don’t talk about my wife’s vagina. Her vagina is awesome and will always be awesome.” Christian glares at me.
“You don’t have to stick up for my vagina, babe,” Ness tells him.
“Hell, yeah I will because I love it,” he says, nuzzling her neck and probably whispering dirty things into her ear, judging by the pink cheeks Vanessa is sporting.
“You’re going to need a bulk order of horny goat weed soon, especially because she has hormones for two,” Evan teases.
“Please, my stamina is unmatched,” Christian says triumphantly.
Sienna and Evan look at each other and burst out laughing, which makes Christian frown. I remember how voracious Sienna’s horniness was, and she only had one baby inside her, Ness is going to kill poor Christian.
“You have no idea what’s coming for you, buddy.” Evan chuckles knowingly.
“Anyway, the Dirty Texas family is going to welcome three new babies next year unless someone else surprises us,” Vanessa jokes.
“Don’t look at me. It would be a miracle if that happened,” I say, holding up my hands.
“Ew, yeah, I’ll pass,” Isla says, screwing up her nose at the thought.
“Don’t look at me. I don’t want any of what is happening over there. Keep your baby-making juju away from me,” Stacey adds.
“Not on your life,” Axel adds.
“I wrap up every single time,” Oscar declares proudly.
“Never,” Finn grumbles.
“Oh, come on, you guys, our babies need friends. How cool would it be for all our kids to grow up together,” Sienna pushes.
You're preaching to the wrong crowd, girlfriend.
Vanessa: Camryn just found out Harris has been cheating on her.
Derrick: Bastard!
Isla: No way.
Sienna: Is she okay?
Stacey: How did she find out?
Vanessa: She organized his engagement party.
Derrick: What???
