Axel groans. “I know, hands off.”
“Actually, I’m kind of asking for the opposite. I want your hands all over her.”
Axel stares at me as if I’ve lost my mind. “What did you say?”
“She’ll kill me for this, but I’m doing my civic duty to make sure everyone has a good time,” I tell him. “Liv isn’t very experienced, and well, most of the men she has been with havenottreated her very nicely,” I start to explain to him. Hopefully, she doesn’t kill me. “They have, you know, kind of ridiculed her for not being experienced.”
“What the fuck!” he curses, running his hand through his hair furiously.
“She also said they were pretty crap in bed, and she’s the only one who can give herself an orgasm.”
Axel continues to stare at me, and I can see he is trying to compute what I’m saying. “Why me?”
“You’re Axel Taylor, and there’s no chance that you want anything more,” I explain to him.
“But I don’t get what you’re asking of me?”
“I need you to be her teacher, maybe not of the super kinky stuff that I know you like.” Axel gives me a smirk. “But, basically, give her a fucking orgasm. The poor girl needs it,” I implore him because he is giving me a skeptical face.
Axel smirks. “I think I can handle that.”
“You’re such a giving man, Axel. But I must warn you, it’s been two years since she last slept with someone.”
“What?”
“Olivia has taken over her family’s huge estate. Her family has owned it for like four hundred years or some crazy shit like that. She’s like the first female descendant to get the estate. It was going belly up, so she took it over two years ago. It’s in the middle of fucking nowhere with nothing but probably sheep around to entertain her, but she has turned it into this swank wedding venue. Hence, Ness and Christian’s wedding is taking place there. That doesn’t leave much time for, you know … a good time because, as I said, she’s surrounded by sheep and probably a shit-ton of ghosts.” I skip over the whole she’s being forced to marry some hot womanizing Lord because I don’t want that to affect her orgasms. From what she told us earlier tonight, her fiancé has made it clear he is going to fuck all of London before the wedding.
“How do you know if she is even interested?” Axel asks.
Is he serious right now? “You do own a mirror, don’t you?” Axel gives me a confused look, then nods. “Well, then, hello … of course, she’s going to want to jump on the Taylor train.”
“Does she know about this?”
I mull over my words carefully. “Kind of … no, not really, but maybe. I think she thinks I was joking when I suggested it, but I wasn’t joking when I made her jerk off one of the strippers tonight, so I’m guessing she knows I’m not joking about this.”
Axel’s eyes widen. “What did you say?”
“Well, Ness wasn’t going to enjoy her bachelorette strippers, and I didn’t want the three of them to go to waste.”
“Three of them?”
“Oh, she only jerked off one … I didn’t want to push her. God, baby steps, Axel,” I say, rolling my eyes. I mean, I know he’s a freak, but not everyone is like that.Except you, who fucked the stripper in the bathroom.How could I turn down that dick? Plus, he offered, and he seemed like he really needed a fuck.
“You’re telling me that little Miss Innocent jerked off a stripper tonight?” Axel asks.
“She didn’t finish it because, you know … we don’t all need to see that. I did offer the three of them to her for the night, but she declined. Luckily, one of them swung both ways, so I was able to get my money’s worth.” And, boy, was it worth it. “Anyway, enough about that, so are you still okay with helping her out? I mean, the girl is stunning, and if I weren’t gay, I’d totally tap that.”
“Um … yeah, she’s pretty.”
Knew it. “Hey, don’t go all shy on me now, Axel. I saw the way you were eye-fucking her all night. Don’t make out like this little request is going to be a hardship on you. Oh, ha-ha … something is going to be hard tonight.” I crack myself up sometimes.
“Please, stop talking.”
Why do people not appreciate my jokes? They are fucking hilarious.
“Fine, come on, but let me do it my way, okay?” he say, giving me a frustrated growl. So hot. I give him a salute and let him walk into the club.
“What are you so happy about?” Isla asks me as I enter.
