Page 222 of Dirty Ever After


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“Unless you get sick of me.”

“Never,” I tell him. “Never, ever, ever. Now screw dinner and come screw me. We have to celebrate.”

67

DERRICK

We are on our way to Australia after arriving at the private airport to board the Dirty Texas jet. Sienna, Ness, Isla, Charlotte, Jackson, me, and Charlie, plus all the Dirty Texas kids and, of course, Oscar and Christian’s family. Sienna’s and Vanessa’s parents will be meeting us in Australia.

“Are you ready? It’s one long ass flight, but I know ways we can pass the time.” I wink at him as we settle into our seats.

“You’re thinking of the Mile High Club with all these people around?” Charlie says, watching the gang walk on with their screaming kids. “Think of the children.” He smirks.

“Their parents will be in those toilets screwing like rabbits. How do you think they were all conceived? One trip, we heard Vanessa and Christian going at it, and when they came out, we all started mimicking Nessa’s screams.”

Charlie laughs. “No way.”

“You have no idea the number of times I’ve walked in on Sienna and Evan. His dick is pierced.”

“Derrick!” Charlie gasps and then leans in. “Really?” I wiggle my brows at him. “Wouldn’t that hurt?”

“Probably, but Sienna seems to like it.”

“Is that something you would like?” Charlie asks me.

My head whips around, and my eyes widen. “You would do that for me?” Because I’m not sure if I would pierce my dick for him.Ouch.

“If you wanted me to, of course.” He grins.

I’m gobsmacked. “You would? It would hurt.” He shrugs. “Let’s circle back to this idea, but I am not opposed unless you would want me to do the same, and then I’m not so sure,” I tell him honestly.

Charlie leans over and whispers in my ear. “Your dick is perfect.”

“So is yours,” I tell him as I lean forward and kiss him.

“Aw, you two are adorable.” Christian sighs, looking at us.

“He’s my man,” I tell him, which makes his smile widen.

“I know, and I’m disappointed you haven’t double-dated with your bestie, yet.” Christian pouts.

“Sorry, I’ve been monopolizing his time, but I can’t get enough of him,” Charlie answers.

Christian smirks. “Life has been quieter.”

“Hey,” I argue.

“At least he has a permanent smile on his face now,” Christian teases.

“When I’ve settled in LA, it would be nice to get together,” Charlie tells him.

Christian’s eyes widen. “You’re moving to LA?” Charlie nods. “Guys, guys, guess what!” Christian hollers to the plane. “Charlie’s moving to LA.” The entire plane erupts in congratulations for us, before they all settle back down into their seats.

“Wow. Your friends are super excited for us.”

“They are, they are the best. Your friends probably hate me for taking you away from Midnight Falls.”

Charlie shakes his head. “No. They understand that I’m not moving just for a guy, I’m moving for my sister, too. But I’ll go back and see them, maybe the holidays and things, unless you are spending them with your friends.” Oh. The holidays, I hadn’t even thought about all that. I’ve never had my time split before. Charlie must see my freak out and puts a reassuring hand on my thigh. “We have plenty of time to work it out. My parents may go overseas, or my sister might be working and can’t head back to Montana, but we can sort it out when the time comes.”