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“Thank you,” I say before falling into a deep sleep.

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DERRICK

After the best sleep of my life, I feel rejuvenated as a driver picks me up from my villa and escorts me to Nate’s home, where I meet the others for dinner.

“How did everyone’s day go?” Nate asks us all.

“I’m never leaving this island,” I tell the table. I don’t think a weekend is going to be enough for me. I need more. “Do you realize that your butler will suck your cock for you at any time of the day?” Among other things, but I didn’t think my friends wanted to know about me being hog-tied and what felt like I was hung from the ceiling. “Ernesto has a magic mouth. Can I take him home? Pretty please,” I ask.

“No. Ernesto is one of my top staff members.” Nate smirks.

“Sounds like you had a great afternoon then, D,” Camryn asks.

“The best!” I giggle before the conversation turns to other things.

Once the meal is over, we head out onto the patio that overlooks the ocean with our drinks and sit amongst the Tiki torches. The boys seem to have huddled down one end so us girls go to the other.

“So, has anyone else explored the delights of this resort yet?” I ask my girls. I know them, they are bonking like rabbits in everyday life, so they must be fully going at it in Paradise, but none of these sneaky bitches answer me. “Really?” I’m surprised by the silence of my friends. Then I turn to Cam. “I bet you have.”

“I’ve tried most things here.” She smirks, the kinky bitch.

“I bet you have with that delicious sex beast, Nate,” I tease. She gives me a high five. “So, Camryn is the only one who did anything? None of you used the pleasures of your on-call sex toy?”

“We didn’t, but we had a good time by ourselves. Is that what you wanted to hear?” Sienna tells me.

“Of course you did. I wouldn’t be surprised if Evan knocked you up again. You’re a given, Sienna. You’re such a slut for your man.” Sienna giggles, plus her man has a metal piercing in his dick so she’s set. “So, everyone got lucky but nothing kinky?” They all shrug.

Now I’m disappointed. I was expecting some wild relays over drinks by the fire, but nothing, just boring sex with their husbands. Who are my friends?

There’s a ruckus, then cheers in the distance, which grabs our attention. Through the rainforest, I see the rest of our party turn up. The Sons of Brooklyn boys with Charlotte, much to Evan’s horror. The California Bros., and Finn’s brothers, Hudson and Parker. Jackson came with us earlier. Parker looks like a kid in a candy store, his eyes wide, taking in everything. Sebastien and Yvette arrive with them, too.

Shit. That’s right, Chance was invited. He gives me an awkward wave as I raise my beer in reply. We haven’t spoken much since his stint in rehab, other than the occasional flirty texts, but he hasn’t changed. He is still hooking up with female groupies, not quite as frequently as he used to in the past, butenough to register interest by the gossip sites, and yet he is still texting me for booty calls. I’ve been on that ride and got off, I don’t want to get back on it.

Tyler comes running, picks up Isla and hugs her. Can’t believe he just did that in front of Finn, who doesn’t look happy at all about it.

“I couldn’t miss your bachelorette party, Mama,” Tyle tells Isla. “This place reminds me of Mexico. Those were good memories.” He wiggles his eyebrows at her. Does this boy have a death wish? Finn walks over and puts his arm around Isla’s shoulders, staking his claim.

“Don’t worry, Papa Bear, I’m not after your lady. Have you seen this place? All my fantasies are about to come to life.” Tyler smirks. Finn glares at him while Isla giggles nervously. “Well, have fun, love birds. Don’t wait up,” he says, sending a wink Isla’s way and making Finn growl.

“I do not want to see anything,” Evan mumbles as Charlotte and Blake walk over to the group.

“Ew. We don’t want to see anything either. You think being on a sex island with your brother is fun. It’s not.” Charlotte cringes.

“Issy’s here with me,” Oscar pipes in.

“And it’s weird,” Isla states.

“You chose it for your bachelor weekend, so that’s on you.” Oscar chuckles.

“Derrick was the one who organized this weekend,” Finn adds.

“Whatever. If you’re using the resort correctly, no one is going to see one another because we will all be too busy,” I tell them all.

“Damn right we will be,” Johnny chimes in.

“I think I’m tired,” Finn says, mock yawning. “Night y’all, and I hope I don’t see any of you ever again until we step foot on the boat heading back to the mainland.”