Derrick: Well, that’s made my day. Thank you, princess.
Derrick: One more thing, if you do decide to explore this, I would recommend to maybe keep it at the club. That way there is no way anyone can come in and mess up your gorgeous family.
Isla: I hear you, D. Thank you.
48
DERRICK
It’s bach weekend, bitches, and we are headed to The Paradise Club Resort, where all my dirty fantasies are going to come alive. Camryn was able to swing an all-expenses-paid weekend in paradise for Isla and Finn. It pays to be sleeping with the owner. As we didn’t have much time, we only had a weekend spare in the diary for this before the wedding.
“Welcome to the most epic last hurrah ever!” I scream, holding up the bottle of champagne as we head down to the Caribbean in the jet. “Everyone needs a round of tequila shots, except for her, she needs water.” I point at Olivia and her growing belly.
Isla and Finn are making out. “Drink up, you two.” I push shots of tequila in their hands. “You’re about to have the time of your life.”
“Welcome to paradise, my Dirty Texas family.” Nate and Camryn greet us on the wharf.
“I have water for everyone.” Camryn hands over the bottles. She knows us so well. It’s nice and warm down here in the Caribbean, the ocean breeze glides across my skin like tropical silk.
“If you would like to come aboard, we’ll take you across to the resort.” Nate gives us his megawatt smile, his white teeth shining against his sun-kissed skin. He looks like he’s stepped off an ad for luxury yachts, selling ordinary men this billionaire playboy lifestyle, one that he lives on a daily basis. “I’ll be taking you around to your own private area of the resort, reserved for VIPs and blocked off to ordinary guests. It’s near my villa, an area I built for my friends to come and stay at the resort.”
We take a seat at the front of the boat, and the captain starts to move slowly away from the port. There’s nothing but crystal-clear water around us. Once we’re safe and away from the other boats, the captain opens the engines, and we hurtle through the water. Nate reassures us it’s not far to the island. Dolphins jump beside the boat as we speed across the sea. Just over the horizon, the closer we get, the more the island comes into focus. On one side of the island, it looks like bungalows that jut out into the ocean.
“I stayed there. It’s beautiful.” Olivia points out.
“There’s a fantastic bar at the end of the pier also,” Camryn recommends to us.
“This truly is paradise,” I comment to Cam. “Can see why you fell for its owner while staying here.”
“That, and he knows how to fuck,” she jokes, which has us bursting out laughing.
“Things are good then with your man?”
“Didn’t think I could be this happy orsatisfied.”
“Jealous.” I smirk.
“Please, look at you, if you weren’t gay, I’d sleep with you. I’d probably still sleep with you even as a gay man if you wished.” She nudges me playfully.
“If vaginas didn’t repulse me, I’d definitely fuck yours.” I smirk.
“As long as I can watch.” Nate winks as he leans into our conversation.
“I think Derrick would rather have me watch him fuck you than the other way around.” Camryn giggles.
“That sounds like fun, but alas, I don’t swing that way.” Nate gives me a disappointed look.
“Honestly, you two are so fricken hot I’d watch you two.”
“You never know what you see in paradise.” Nate winks at me.
“I get why you fell for him.” Camryn and I giggle.
“I’ve made sure that Nate’s put the hottest gay men he can find on the island to be in charge of you.”
“Best weekend ever!” I squeal.
We finally arrive in paradise, where a fleet of golf carts is waiting to take us to our rooms.
