Derrick: One date. Go on one date while in Europe. That can be my Christmas present. I want to see you try just once, and I will never ask you again. They cannot be as bad as the guy who brought his mom on the date with him.
Charlie: Yes. Nothing could beat that. Fine. One date.
Derrick: Yes. You need to get laid.
Charlie: Who said anything about getting laid?
Derrick: Fine, at least get your dick sucked.
Charlie: Derrick!
Derrick: What? If I’d known on my birthday that no one had sucked your dick in a couple of years, I would have dropped to my knees and done it for you.
Charlie: Are you saying I’m a charity case?
Derrick: Yes.
Charlie: And I thought we were friends.
Derrick: We are. If friends can’t tell you the truth, who can?
Charlie: Urgh. Fine.
Derrick: Look, you don’t have to sleep with anyone or even get your dick sucked. First step, go out on a date. Like you pushed me to.
Charlie: Fine.
Derrick: I love it when you get pissy. I can just imagine the look you are giving me right now.
Charlie: You have no idea.
Christmas Day
The Dirty Texas crew is in Big Bear this Christmas at Christian and Vanessa’s home. It’s been magical celebrating the holiday with all the babies and family, I’ve never felt so much love. Oscar surprised Stacey last night with her family from Australia, nowif that isn’t love, I don’t know what is. That Viking is head over heels in love with my friend, and it’s beautiful to see.
Charlie: Merry Christmas, D.
Derrick: Merry Xmas. How’s Switzerland?
Charlie: Cold. Full of pompous rich people. Not my vibe.
Derrick: Any hot pompous rich people?
Charlie: Everly seems to think so, she’s been having fun.
Derrick: But not you?
Charlie: I feel awkward getting back out on the scene. I’m not as buff as I used to be, thanks to getting out of the military.
Derrick: You look pretty good to me.
Charlie: Really? Am I being a charity again?
Derrick: Would you stop that negativity. Where I was sitting that night I met you, you looked pretty good. I also wouldn’t have kissed you back if I didn’t like what I saw.
Charlie: More like I surprised you and it was muscle memory.
Derrick: Would you stop. I will not hear you talk about yourself like this.
