“Oh, I know.” He smirks, nuzzling her neck. “Please tell me, D, I at least put on a good show.” I bite my bottom lip and look between the two of them. I can’t work out if he’s mad or not. Panic crosses Christian’s face. “D, tell me I didn’t embarrass myself. You’re the dick king, and now I feel like my dick was subpar because you’re awfully quiet.”
“You’re not upset?” I ask him.
Christian’s brows pull together. “What? No. I would do anything to have gotten my woman back. You seeing me jerk off is kind of tame compared to what I was prepared to do for her.”
“I’m sorry I kept that a secret, baby,” Vanessa tells him.
Christian grabs her face and kisses her sweetly. “No apologies. But I am still waiting on Derrick’s dick report, though. Were you impressed? My dick is better than Axel’s, hey babe,” he says, nudging Vanessa.
Again, the table goes silent.
“How would Ness know what Axel’s dick looks like?” I question him.
“Fuck!” Christian curses as he realizes he has let something huge slip.
“It’s not what it sounds like,” Vanessa says, reassuring Olivia.
“My fault. Sorry, bro. Liv.” Christian winces.
“It was years ago,” Axel explains to Liv.
“Babe, it’s fine,” Olivia reassures him as she cups his face and kisses him. “I’m not upset.”
“Really?” Axel asks. Olivia nods and reassures him again.
“Now I need details,” I ask them, because what in the hell. I’m so upset that Ness hasn’t told me that she’s been with twins.
“Look, we were super drunk. Ness and I were not dating or even hooking up. It was in London, at the end of the tour,” Christian explains.
“There was a lot of alcohol,” Ness adds.
“I can’t even remember how it happened, but we were all in a partying mood, and Ness sucked his cock while I fucked her,” Christian says. I gasp. Being spit-roasted by the Taylor twins, holy shit. Vanessa is squirming, as is Axel. “First and only time, he was allowed to touch what was mine,” Christian adds.
“Wow,” Sienna says, shaking her head.
“Here I thought it was bad that I was jerking off to pictures of Sienna months before I ever met her,” Evan confesses.
“You did what?” Oscar turns to Evan.
“You know when we had to rock, paper, scissors to see why Vanessa was crying, and it was over Sienna’s ex. She showed me photos of Sienna, and I may have stalked her socials and shit,” Evan explains.
“You stalked, Sienna?” Stacey asks.
“That sounds bad when you put it like that.” Evan grimaces as he takes a sip of his beer.
“Well, I think it was kind of hot because I imagined it was Evan I was fucking sometimes when I slept with Beau,” Sienna declares.
“Damn right you did, baby.” He smirks, nuzzling her cheek. “How surprised were you when you saw my dick when you snuck into my room your first night in LA?”
“I’d never seen a pierced cock before.” Sienna giggles.
“You have a pierced …?” Olivia gasps.
“Babe, don’t get any ideas,” Axel warns her.
“Does it hurt?” she asks him.
“Metal in your dick, sure as hell hurts,” Axel explains.
