SLOANE: Dickmatized?
RILEY: When the dick is so good you lose your mind.
SLOANE: Could have also been the five orgasms he gave me today.
RILEY: In one day?
SLOANE: Is that not normal?
RILEY: No, babe, that is not normal. I think I’m going to have to slide into his brothers’ DM’s
That makes me laugh.
SLOANE: What’s normal then? Because he’s telling me he’s planning on giving me more tonight.
RILEY: Of course, you’re stuck in a blizzard with a sex god. Two or three is generally good.
SLOANE: Oh, he is most definitely above average. I was scared.
RILEY: Girl! That’s it, I’m DMing his brothers now. Whoever takes the bait is mine.
SLOANE: Stop. No.
RILEY: I’m proud of you, girl.
SLOANE: I’m proud of me, too. He’s so nice. Like I didn’t realize men could be like this.
RILEY: What, have a heart?
SLOANE: Yeah, something like that. I can’t believe how long I wasted with Chett. I’m embarrassed for myself.
RILEY: Babe. Don’t feel like that. You didn’t know. You were in love.
SLOANE: The thing is, I did know, but I was so scared to lose him because if I didn’t have Chett, then who was I?
RILEY: You’re fucking Sloane Winters, my best friend and the most awesome person in the world.
I love her.
SLOANE: I’m so glad I busted Chett cheating and didn’t marry his ass.
RILEY: Me too.
SLOANE: Guess the world is my oyster now.
RILEY: It is, babe. But don’t worry about having a plan, enjoy what the universe provided for you, the hottest rebound ever.
SLOANE: Does feel like divine intervention.
RILEY: Enjoy it while you can. The mess of everything else will still be here when you get home.
She’s right.
SLOANE: I love you.
RILEY: Love you too, Boo. Stay nasty, my girl.
“Everything okay?” Jax asks, sliding the bowl of soup onto the coffee table.
