“Stone, news is rolling from Perrigwynn Palace this week.The Chamber Office announced today Letters Patent by the queen.Lady Royal will be granted HRH status as Her Royal Highness Princess Scottie O’Shay Blue.Michael Cross will be knighted as Sir Michael Cross of the Realm of Lauchtenland.”
— Melissa Faris, Royal Reporter, the Morning Show
with Stone Brubaker
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From the Chamber Office
CATHERINE THE SECOND, Regent by the Grace of God, Queen of Lauchtenland, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, declares this day, her daughter, Lady Royal Scottie O’Shay, daughter of Trent O’Shay of Nashville, Tennessee, SHALL by these Letters Patent under the Great Seal of Lauchtenland, be CROWNED and STYLED as Her Royal Highness Princess Scottie O’Shay Blue, a princess in the realm with all rights, honours, precedence, and privileges.
IN WITNESS we have caused these Our Letters to be signed and sealed at Clouver Abbey on this day, the First of December in the Year of Our Lord.
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“Swoon times a million.The new Princess Scottie gets to spend her life with that gorgeous Michael Cross.Did I miss when the queen knighted him?Does anyone have a link?”
— @StefwithanF on IG
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“Rumors are flying that designer Eloise Bright, owner of Eloise Ltd., will design Princess Scottie’s wedding gown.Eloise Ltd.lost a property battle with Reingard Industries two years ago, crushing plans to build a ready-to-wear design house.‘The princess has been generous to us.We’re grateful she’s become a friend,’ said Bright.Stay with @RoyalWatcherOne for updates on our next royal wedding.”
— @RoyalWatcherOne
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“Great question, Tuppence.I’ve not become a fan of Princess Scottie merely because she discovered the truth of my family’s misfortune and thus fortune.Nor because Her Majesty restored the land and title taken from us.But she ostensively ended a family feud.The princess has a lot in common with our mutual ancestor Wenthelen, also the unrecognized love child of a sovereign.She’s helped me understand the power of truth and forgiveness.She won her crown, in my book.After all, a true princess wears the crown of healing and that’s what Lady Royal has done for us.”
— Hamish Fickle, Lord Midlands, on Tuppence Corbyn & Friends
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“The Secretary of Infrastructure announced road repairs and beautification initiatives to begin in the Highcrest Mountains today.It’s rumored HRH Princess Scottie and Sir Michael Cross’s wedding will be held in the ancient Wenthelen Chapel.”
— The News Leader
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“The RECO party announced their disbandment today, citing lack of interest and funding.”
— CNC, Cable News Channel
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“Is Princess Scottie getting married in The Haskells?What’s up there besides ski lodges and woods?”
— @EyeonPrincessScottie on IG
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C II R
The Lord Chamberlain of the Chamber Office
Is commanded by The Queen to invite you
To the marriage of
