He took her through to the bedroom and laid her down.
“Except for thedickwho broke into my house and trashed it. He’s a realdick. A total and utterdick. Do you know how much fun it is to say the worddick.” She smiled up at him.
“Oh, she is so trashed,” Eli said walking in with a bottle of water and some painkillers.
“Totally trashed,” Kellan agreed.
“Say it with me!” she cried. “Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.”
“Maybe say it a bit quieter, baby,” Eli advised as he sat her up. “Or the neighbors are going to think there’s something really interesting going on in here.”
“Oh yeah?” she said, blinking her eyes slowly. “Like what?”
“Is there something wrong with your eyes?” Kellan asked. “Or is it your head?”
“What? No! I’m winking suggestively at Eli.”
“You are?” Eli asked.
“Uh-huh.” She crossed her arms over her chest with a pout. “But he’s not getting it. That’s not my fault. I’m an excellent flirt.”
“Sure you are, baby,” Eli said to her. “Now, take your pills and water like a good girl.”
She pouted. “I don’t want water, I wantdick.”
Kellan snorted. “Have you ever said the word dick in your life before now?”
“I don’t know, but I feel I should start. And Eli said I should tell you guys when I want something. And I want dick.”
“Not happening,” Eli said firmly. “You’re drunk and we don’t take advantage of drunk women.”
“Even our woman,” Kellan added. “So take your water and pills.”
“Or what? If you won’t give me your dick while I’m drunk you probably won’t give me a spanking either.”
She had a point.
“No, but I’ll remember this tomorrow. I’m sure you don’t want a sore head and a sore bottom.”
“My head won’t hurt. Just you wait and see, a hangover isn’t going to get the best of me.”
39
“Eli,” she grumbled as they walked through the fair.
“Yes, baby?”
“Make the sun be not so sunny, please? My head hurts.”
Kellan snorted which she thought was rude. He was the one who had encouraged her to drink. She glared up at him and he raised an eyebrow at her.
“Got a hangover, Butterfly?”
“It could be a virus.”
“Hey, how are you feeling today?” Shaw asked as he walked over to them.
“I am never drinking again,” she moaned. “What was in those things?”
