It left the garage the perfect place to store something undesirable, and he was hard-pressed to think of anything more undesirable than what he had waiting there. Transporting it was an aggravation. He knew it would be noxious — after all, that was the point — but he had forgotten in his planning thathewould have to tolerate it long enough to make the delivery each week.So you keep the window open and stick your head out like a werewolf.And if anyone asks what you’re doing, tell them you’re just trying to channel your inner Hemming. See what Jack says about that.
ChaoticConcertina:Do you want me to come kick this guy’s ass?
I mean, ‘kick’ is relative, but just say the word & I will eat his face off for you.
I get more annoyed every time you mention how badly this is messing with your head
Frankly, I think me punching someone might be good forbothof us.
I’m not normally the violent type,
but with EVERYTHING I have going on and the way this dick is treating you?
I would love the excuse.
Seriously though, fuck this guy.
Just remind yourself what a pathetic, miserable weasel he probably is.
It’s hard to stay affected when you see people for what they are
And he doesn’t sound like someone worth affecting you.
You are brave and hilarious and an excellent plant mama. Fuck him for not seeing it.
I’m only half joking, Pinky.
Say the word and I’m on your doorstep with a baseball bat.
Let’s break someone’s arm.??
Do you know what this is? FREE BONE MEAL
PinksPosies&Pearls:OMG, stop it!??
I mean, don’t stop, because this is the first time I’ve laughed in days.
Thank you. I needed that.
How do you always know what to say to make me feel better?
I tried explaining the situation to the one friend I made here, and she was zero help.
Like, actually NEGATIVE help.
FREE BONE MEAL??????
This makes us sound like some of those unhinged bee people.
You know what I mean? They find a swarming hive terrorizing a playground and they don’t see hysterical children and anaphylactic shock. It’s just FREE BEES!
Now that I mention it, the last time I laughed this week was from something you said.
PinksPosies&Pearls:Thank you for putting up with me.
Right from the beginning, I’ve been whining with problems,
And youalwaysmake me feel better.
