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[Footsteps. Slam.]


HAWTHORNE:

Jesus, Ben, what’s wrong with Sauvignon Blanc?



WESTCOTT:

We can get Sauvignon Blanc if you like.



VANE:

She was a bit of something, wasn’t she?



WALLACE:

Grow up, Con. She looked younger than your Becky.



VANE:

Don’t be a prude. I’ll tell you something about Becky’s friends …


[There are a few further comments here that I’ve edited out for reasons of taste. Then there’s some inconsequential chat for a few minutes, while the actual wine waitress turns up and takes their order, then a bit more desultory stuff about Hawthorne’s recent bout of gout, Vane’s ‘absolutely rank’ constituents and their boring problems, and so on. The drinks arrive; the waitress leaves.]


WESTCOTT:

Shall we have a toast?