I get that. My brain likes to whir like an overheated computer sometimes. Especially when I care about something.
StatMan12
Like work? Or something else? Do you like your job?
I stare at the question. Three months ago, I would have said yes automatically. I'd have convinced myself that making coffee runs and fetching equipment mattered because it helped people.
Now I'm not sure what the answer is.
Yoga4Lyfe
Sorry, this isn't a very sexy conversation. I'm in a mood, I guess. We should talk about something else.
StatMan12
Why?
Not every interaction with me has to be sexy.
Yoga4Lyfe
You're very sweet. But you're also just a stranger who is probably online right now because you're horny. You're looking for someone interested in talking about their fantasies, not complaining about their life.
StatMan12
Don't put words in my mouth, sweetheart. Just because I'm horny doesn't mean I'm shallow.
I pause, my cheeks heating.
Yoga4Lyfe
You're right. I shouldn't assume. But I'm done complaining, anyway.
StatMan12
So what do you want to talk about?
Yoga4Lyfe
Something sexy. I want to feel like I'm desired.
StatMan12
I've seen your photos. You're unbelievably hot. I bet you have to pry men off with a crowbar.
Yoga4Lyfe
You’re just saying that to get in my pants.
StatMan12
Nah, I don't think I am. I bet every time you walk down the hall, men turn and stare at you. They think about what it would be like to kiss you, to feel your soft curves pressed against them, to slide a fist in your hair and tugyou closer.
My mouth opens in surprise.
Yoga4Lyfe
No one thinks about me. I promise you that.
