Scout
It's official. This has been the longest week ever and it's only Monday. As I open the front door, I get a text from Jessa. Silas isn't home yet, so I have a little me time. I fling myself onto my bed and check my messages.
Jessa
So how's living with the Ice Man? Have you two stopped fighting?
I smile at the text from my roommate. She's always pushing buttons and giggling as they raise a reaction.
Me
We've found a rhythm. Turns out, Silas isn't frosty at all.
Jessa
Are you guys hooking up? Tell me that he's helping you tick off boxes on the Naughty Girl Scout list.
Me
I'll tell you over drinks.
Jessa
Ooooh girrrrrl! I'm out of town right now, but when I get back, I need hot deets STAT.
Me
Deal.
I hear the front door slam, followed by the blender whirring. No doubt Silas is having another protein shake after an intense practice. Considering that for a moment, I slide the top drawer of my dresser open and fish out my Naughty Girl Scout list.
The Naughty Girl Scout List
Wear red lipstick every day for a week
Dance on a table
Download a dating app and actually swipe
Have morning sex before coffee
