–Me: It is dead to you since you only use it to sell things.
–Huxley: Not my fault people are so in love with love that they’ll buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have!
–Noah: I’ll take everyone’s tarts. I’m not allergic to anything, and I don’t have anyone to worry about.
I snort. Noah doesn’t have an office to feed, but he can probably eat more than an office, especially if it’s carbs.
–Noah: Also, you gotta do something about that girl, Nicholas.
–Me: What girl?
He attaches a screencap of Dana Mincer’s Instagram account.
–Noah: The beer-swilling ass-thong chick!
–Noah: In case you didn’t know, she tagged your girl in this video. I almost missed it, but you know me. I see everything.
–Emmett: The NSA should hire you.
–Noah: They can’t afford me!
–Griffin: Even a donkey can set up a Google Alert.
Griffin’s eye-roll comes through.
–Me: When do you have the time to photograph cheetahs and write your book?
–Noah: I multitask.
I open the link he sent. As I watch the video, I understand why Molly developed a sudden desire to exercise. And something else as well.
I’ve had enough of those two.
–Griffin: That’s fucking nasty.
–Huxley: What a coward. If she has something to say, she should say it to Molly’s face.
–Grant: You aren’t going to let this go, are you?
–Me: No. I’ll find some way to get them back, don’t worry.
–Noah: Too late and no need! I already got the dirt on them.
–Me: What? When?
–Noah: Call me the Internet Ninja! Let me send you what I found. You’re welcome. You may kiss my beautifully formed ass when next you see me.
–Me: Show me what you dug up. We’ll see about the ass kissing later.
–Noah: Oh, it’s good. Something nasty enough to completely fuck him. He’ll never be able to get a date after this. Or laid, unless he pays. Assuming hookers will want him.
I have no clue what Noah found, but if he’s this confident, it’s going to be good. Although Noah acts like he can’t be bothered about most things, like most of us, he has a vindictive streak. If he decides he hates you, he’ll devote himself to making your life hell.
–Me: What about Dana? What do you have on her?
I want her destroyed for what she’s done to Molly. She’s just as bad as Owen.
–Noah: Depending on what she does, I’m going to have something ready.
