Page 58 of April's Fools


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I scramble off the couch as I half-run, half-undress, to the bathroom. I feel Madix close on my heels, and I chuck my shirt at his face, laughing, in an effort to give myself more of a head start. We both get to the doorway at the same time, and shove at each other to get inside first. I win, by once again playing dirty, and trip him with my prosthetic leg, making him stumble into the wall and giving me free access to cross the threshold. I have to bite down on the victory roar I want to release, because...why the fuck would I roar? I have no idea. Sex makes us do weird things.

Brant is almost completely naked, and is bent over, pulling off his socks. I scrunch my nose up and look away. That isnotthe asshole I want to play with right now. I shove past him and pull open the glass door of the shower. We made the walk-in shower bigger than normal, because we’re big guys and can use the room, but even so, there’s no way we’re all going to fit in here with her, and I’m not about to be boxed out. I move to take a step inside, but remember I still have my prosthetic on and that’s a big no-no.

I pull the asshole move and stand in the doorway to the shower and start to remove my leg. Madix calls me a dirty cock block, and I smirk as I pop the socket off my stump, and take my time rolling the sock and liner off.

A wet palm runs down my back, and I’m reminded that a very wet, very horny, gorgeous woman is ready and waiting, so I pick up the pace. I throw everything as far away from the shower as possible, and then swivel around. I grab the handrails on the wall and use them to maneuver myself behind Remi.

Fuck, she’s beautiful. She has her eyes closed and head tilted back under the spray, soaking her hair and sending water cascading down the rest of her incredible body. I keep one hand on the handrail and grab onto Remi’s waist with my other. And I’m amazed to realize that I don’t feel self conscious about my leg at all.

She opens her eyes and smiles at me, and the spark of desire in her eyes makes my cock twitch. Someone steps into the shower with us, but I don’t look to see which one of the guys won. I’m too focused on the feel of Remi as I run my hand up her ribs and stroke under her breasts until my fingers brush against her hard nipple. Remi hums in approval as she lathers her hair with shampoo.

The tip of my cock presses into her soft stomach as I circle her nipple slowly with my finger. I reach behind me, feeling for the tiled seating bench and carefully lower myself to sit down, while Remi stays standing in front of me. Brant steps up behind her and his hands come down to cup her breasts, flicking her pink nipples.

Remi arches her back to both rinse her hair and press her breasts further into Brant’s hands. When he starts kissing and sucking on her neck while still teasing her nipples, I reach down and grasp her knee and then draw her foot up, bracing it on the bench beside me. Her eyes are closed when I tilt my head down and lick up her slit. And she tastes fuckinggood.

Her head pops up, and her eyes open on a surprised moan. “Theo,” she says huskily, making my cock harden even more.

“I fucking love to hear you moan my name,” I tell her.

Her hands come around to thread through my hair, and she shoves my face back against her pussy. “Less talking, more licking.”

I chuckle against her. “Whatever our girl wants,” I tell her, spreading her lips with my fingers and then going in straight for her clit. As soon as I latch on and suck, her head falls back against Brant’s shoulder, and she mutters something.

I release the nub and look up at Brant with amusement. “What’d she say?”

Brant grins. “I think she said something about flamingos.”

Laughing, I stretch my tongue out and lick up her folds, letting my hand circle her clit, and then start tongue fucking her, because I’ll be damned if I’m shown up by a shitty lawn ornament.

Brant cups her jaw and turns her head, swallowing her moans with his kiss. The sound of their tongues and groaning, along with the taste of her sweet heat against my tongue, drives me insane with lust.

I wish I could pick her up and fuck her against the shower wall. Being down a leg definitely has its downfalls, but at least I have the perfect position in front of her cunt right now. I may not be able to lift her up and fuck her the way that I want to with my cock, but I can sure as hell safely fuck her with my mouth.

I shove my face into her patch of water darkened curls and suck Remi’s clit into my mouth again, and she shouts and uses one of her hands to grab my head for balance, spreading even wider for me. I run my tongue up and down her entrance and feel her clench against my tongue. It feels so fucking good to turn her on.

I bring my fingers up to circle the plug in her ass, and my dick wants to be inside of her so badly that it starts leaking precum. I imagine all the things I want to do to her while my tongue and fingers continue working her over, and I watch her reach behind and grab Brant’s cock to stroke him. My own dick jumps in response, clearly wanting to cut in line.

Like she knows I’m aching, she breaks off the kiss, still stroking Brant, and looks down at me. “I want to watch you stroke yourself while I stroke Brant,” she says, andholy fuck, I almost blow my load right here and now, without even being touched.

I lean back, swiping my hand across my mouth from the shower water and her juices and settle my back against the cool tile. With my green eyes locked onto her, I fist myself while using my other hand to dip two fingers inside of her, letting my palm press against her clit. “Yes,” she exclaims, her eyes watching my hand as I jerk myself off. Her hand mimics mine, and she begins to move faster and squeeze harder over Brant’s dick, making him curse under his breath.

I look up to see Brant pinch Remi’s nipples again, and she cries out as her orgasm overtakes her. I ram two fingers deep inside of her, and she screams in pleasure, encouraging everything that Brant and I are doing to her.

Remi’s knees shake, but Brant wraps his arms around her waist to hold her up. She’s right there at the peak, coming all over my hand, so to heighten her pleasure, I reach around and gently tug at the jewelled butt plug in her ass. Her orgasm intensifies as my fingers fuck her while my other hand thrusts the plug in and out of her ass.

“Fuck, yes!” she cries out.

She was already unsteady before, but when her orgasm finally crests, she goes totally limp. But before Brant can scoop her up, she’s suddenly ripped from us both, and I hear her squeal as Brant shouts out an objection at the same time. My head whips up to find a half-wet Madix, carrying Remi out of the bathroom.

“What the fuck, man?” I shout after him.

“We can’t all fit in there, and I’m done sitting back and watching,” he announces. “Come fuck in my room. You guys don’t get your dicks in her before me.”

Brant, being the kickass dude that he is, reaches down and helps me to my feet. He supports me as we both hobble after Madix like a couple of rabid dogs, pissed that someone just took our favorite toy away.

Madix slaps Remi’s ass and then flips her onto his bed. She doesn’t look phased at all by the caveman antics. In fact, her grin grows wider. Madix goes to the side table next to the bed and pulls out a condom, and in response, she immediately spreads her legs for him. Her smile is challenging, and when Madix doesn’t immediately press into her, she reaches down and pushes two fingers inside of herself like an impatient little minx.

I’ve never met anyone who is as sexually free and confident as Remi. I fuckingloveit. Watching her finger herself in challenge to Madix and his hesitation is so incredibly sexy.