Me
What charm?
Jonah
Haha
Ask your king to find someone to handle some of your work while you’re there, you might as well get an easier life out of being mated to him
Me
I don’t trust other people with it
Jonah
I know
You sold your soul for it. And possibly your future now that you’re going to have to mate with him. I get it. But your life isn’t sustainableright now.
Me
Sign up for the competition
Jonah
Hire someone to do some of your work
Me
I will if you will
Jonah
Liar
Me
I vow it
Jonah
Save your vows for your torture king
Me
Fuck you
Jonah
No thanks
I sent him an eye-rolling emoji, and the talk was effectively over.
I put my phone down and pulled up my spreadsheets, but the conversation lingered in my mind.
Make him your bitch.
The concept wasn’t terrible.
