Liv
No problem
You know I'm always down for a good abduction
Me
Payment collection
Liv
ABDUCTION
Me
Fine, I abducted her
She belongs to me anyway
Liv
Repeat after me
I CAN NOT OWN A PERSON
You’d better hope wolf chicks are into caveman shit, or you're fucked
Me
There are worse things to be than fucked
Liv
Murdered is a better word
You will definitely not be fucked if she's not into the caveman thing
Merrily chose that moment to text me, and I grimaced as I navigated to that conversation instead
Merrily
Kat needs to be at the dress store at 10 AM
Here's the address
Me
That's in thirty minutes, and she's sleeping right now
Merrily
I suggest waking her up then :)
She was furious.
If someone was going to kill me for the abduction, it was Merrily. Not Kat.
Me
