I’m assuming you’re with them, so tell Taryn I dropped some gifts off for them at his place.
Me
Come tell himyourself.
Croot
No.
Me
Why?
Croot
Evan’s there. I’m all set with that. And the last time I was at your parents’ place, I left by ambulance.
Me
So… what, you’re just going to spend Christmas by yourself?
Croot
That was the plan. That, and every other holiday I don’t celebrate, which happens to be 100% of them.
Unfortunately, things didn’t go exactly to plan.
Me
Oh?
Croot
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Me
Gulligan!
Hold up. Did you feed him a Christmas Tree cake? Is that the wrapper I see inthe background?
Croot
Greedy bastard stole the last one right out of my hand.
Me
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One of these jackasses pilfered all the Santa cookies Tally left out last night before I had a chance to eat them.
Croot
You had raccoons break into your parents' last night?
Me
Oh, Noodles and Meatball didn’t break in… they were invited.
