The thing is, Ethel will be there. She isn’t just the town gossip, she’s the self-proclaimed ‘biggest fan of baseball’—albeit a Yankees fan. Ethel is also incredibly tech-savvy. There’s no way she won’t see tonight’s press conference with her morning coffee.
I’m debating whether I should set an early alarm for tomorrow to catch my parents before they leave when Mallory texts.
Mallory
Girl, you crushed that media session! Why did you pretend you needed tips when you’re obviously a pro? *painting nails emoji*
A snort leaves my nose.
Kenzie
That was beginner’s luck. Either that or the universe decided I’d struggled enough, so it gave me a win.
Mallory
Heck of a win. #CutieKenzie is trending.
Kenzie
What?
Mallory
There are still some clowns being nasty, but they obviously hate their lives. Their problem, not yours. Just this once, it’s probably safe to Google yourself.
I toggle to another screen, searching the hashtag. I’m still not brave enough to Google myself after what happened last time. There are already several posts and comments about how it’s refreshing how ‘real’ a person I am. Another post comments on how her best friend is also a cat. There’s a whole slew of videos stating that accountants should receive more love. Then I check Trevor’s Fur-Ever Homes video and nearly black out—the share numbers have tripled.
Kenzie
Thisis…a lot.
Kenzie
Except for the love for Princess. I hope that sweet pig finds a permanent place soon.
Mallory
She’s got style for sure.
Mallory
Don’t worry about the attention. It will fade. If it makes you feel better, I can do something outlandish at tomorrow’s game to draw focus to me. You know I love the flashbulbs. *wink emoji*
My shoulders sag with relief.
Kenzie
Would you? I’m so glad things went well tonight, but now that the adrenaline is wearing off, I’m kind of freaking out.
Mallory
Don’t freak out. Everything will be fine. And it would be my pleasure to divert the attention of the masses.
Kenzie
You’re the best.
Mallory
