Lexi:
What if the person you loved was the person behind the mask?
Teagan:
Can you tell we just watched the originalScream?
Capri:
Hey, if Lee woke up and decided to become a serial killer, who am I to stop him?Live your dream, babe.
Lexi:
And you say I’m deranged! I could totally see Lee running around in a clown mask, taking down unsuspecting victims.
Teagan:
Ohhh, what weapon would Lee use?
Capri:
Let me ask him! Babe! If you woke up one day and had to be a serial killer, what mask, weapon, and motive would you have?
Teagan:
Is he getting on? Are we about to have our very first guest star?
Lee:
Hello? Do I just talk into this thing?
Capri:
Yes, babe. Everyone, say hi to my husband, Lee!
Lexi &Teagan:
Hi Lee!
Teagan:
Okay, Lee. Serious question here. If you were to become a serial killer, what mask, weapon, and motive would you have?
Lexi:
And before you start arguing with us about the moral dilemmas, just remember this is for fun!
Lee:
Well, if a gun were put to my head, and I had to choose. Then I guess I’d wear something normal. How many movies have we all seen where the killer is dressed in all black and has a mask that stands out? Too many. I’d probably pose as a doctor, just wearing my normal scrub cap and mask. How many people are going to stop a doctor?
Teagan:
Interesting, I like it. Now what weapon are you using?
Lee:
My weapon of choice would definitely be a bone saw. I could hide that baby in my sleeve and cut down anyone who came at me.
