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Ryan: They have. But I’m not sure they’d want to broadcast a picture of their son with me.

Kim: Get the picture.

April: They will love it. And while you’re at it, make sure you’re sending Kim and me one of those too.

Kim: Oh, I loved that one of you and Russell at the national park. I’d love to have a picture of the two of you on my shelf.

Ryan: That sounds like a dirty version of the elf on the shelf thing.

April: Call it whatever you want, but I want one of those pictures.

Kim: I thought you said you saved it from the text string and printed it out, April?

April: Thanks, Kim.

Kim: What? Well, you did.

April: Yes. Thank you for telling him.

Ryan: I’ll mail you guys each one, but Christmas Eve is just a few days away, and it won’t get to you in time. I won’t even be able to pick this stuff up until the day before Christmas Eve.

April: Thank you. I’ll go ahead and shred the version of the one I printed at home.

Kim: The one he’ll send will be better quality.

April: Okay, so are you set on the purchase, Ry?

Ryan: I think so. I went with the rectangular shape book and the print of the pic of us at Arches National Park.

April: Perfect, they will love those.

Kim: Was there an option to frame the picture?

April: Way to ask for a frame, Kim.

Kim: I meant for the picture for Russell’s mom.

Ryan: And Stanley. Don’t forget him. This gift is for him too. Are you sure it’s not stupid?

April: How much sugar have you had today?

Kim: Did you have a bad dream last night?

April: You get edgier and start second guessing yourself even more after bad dreams and too much sugar.

Kim: Are you crashing off sugar?

Ryan: I slept just fine and ingested enough sugar I knew it would take to tackle this project and go back and forth with you two.

Kim: Is he saying we’re high maintenance and drain his energy?

April: I think he is.

Ryan: No! I’m sorry. I just don’t want my gift to suck.

Kim: You’re giving them a thoughtful gift that they will cherish. It won’t suck.

April: Are there frame options for his parents?