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Ryan
This was useless,I thought as I closed yet another website. I had been searching for a birthday gift for Russell and was coming up empty. I was running out of time too. I’d already hit Sadie and Nick up and asked them what I could get Russell for his birthday, but both of them said that Russell just would like time withme.
But still, I wanted to get him something. I just needed to think of what exactly. Kim and April were both online, so I popped into our chatbox.
Ryan: What’sup?
Kim: Well, hellostranger.
April: Ry-Guy!
Ryan: Do either of you have any ideas of what I can do for Russell for hisbirthday?
Of course, these two had tons ofideas.
April: Take him to ashow.
Kim: A kinkyshow.
April: Do they have kinky shows on the mainstream stripanymore?
Kim: Ooh, take him to a dirty, smut show. One with a back-alleydoor.
April: Get him a BBQset.
Kim: And an apron that says “Grill Master” onit.
April: With a hole in the front for his dick to hangout.
I was laughing my ass off at thesetwo.
Ryan: Wouldn’t that kind of be dangerous to have his dick out while he’sgrilling?
Kim:Meh?
April: Yeah,probably.
Kim: Is his dick pierced? If so, you could get him a ring forit.
April: Are they still called rings if it’s one of those barbellthings?
Ryan: His dick isn’tpierced.
Kim: Get him a sextoy.
April: Does he use toys on himself,Ry?
Kim: Ooh! Get him a toy that he can use onyou!
April: Yeah! Get him a toy for you. Here let’s looktogether.
The girls both commented about adult toy stores that they visited online. I spoke up and told them about the boutique adult store that Russell said he got all of his stuff from for his playroom, minus some of the furniture. I scoured the site with them for a while, and while I was seriously looking for something, they were sending pics about some really wild toys forfun.
Kim: Does he wearjockstraps?
My face gotwarm.
