“What?”
“He said there was no way I’d have been able to beat the guy off if he’d tried something with me and I tried to say no.”
“Are you joking?” I groaned and rolled my eyes. “I swear, Aiden is an idiot.”
“I just don’t know why he has to be so rude to me.” Alice made a face. “It’s like he thinks I’m ten.”
“It’s not just you, Alice, trust me.” I shook my head. “What do you want to drink? They’re on me.”
“Let’s get another round of vodka and Cokes, and you can choose the shots.”
“Let’s get some blow jobs.” I laughed and signaled to the bartender. “My friend and I want two vodkas and Cokes and two blow job shots, please.”
“Coming right up.” He grinned. “I wouldn’t mind a blow job as well.”
“I’m sure you wouldn’t,” I said, flirting with him.
He stopped and leaned forward. “How about I give you the shots for free?”
“That sounds good to me.” I grinned and licked my lips.
“All you have to do is stand on the bar and dance a little as you down it.”
“I think I can do that.” I nodded in agreement. “And so can my friend.”
“Okay, great.” He laughed. “Come around to this side, and I’ll lift you both up.”
“Okay.” I nodded. “Come on, Alice. We can get free drinks if we dance on top of the bar.”
“Are you sure?” she asked me skeptically.
I nodded. “I’m sure.” I grabbed her hand. “Let’s go and show Xander and Aiden what they’re missing.”
We walked around to the side of the bar quickly, and the hot bartender helped us up on top. I looked out at the crowd of people, and for a second, I thought about getting back down. I wasn’t so sure this was a good idea, but then Alice grabbed my hands and started dancing, so I went along with her.
“Here are your shots, girls.” He handed us the glasses. “Now, I want to see you drinking them as if they were really blow jobs.”
“Okay then.”
We both laughed and grabbed the glasses. I closed my eyes and sucked on the glass and downed the drink quickly and then started swaying back and forth. I could hear some guys whistling and hollering at us, and I moved my hips in a more pronounced manner so that I could give them a show. Before I knew what was happening, I felt a pair of strong arms around me, pulling me off of the bar top. I opened my eyes and saw Xander’s fuming face in front of me.
“You are determined to make me blow up tonight, aren’t you?” he growled as he set me down on the ground.
“I didn’t ask you to do that.”
“You looked like you were about to fall, Liv. What were you thinking?”
“What are you talking about? We just got two free shots for?—”
“Dancing on top of the bar like some hooker,” he cut me off, and I saw him shaking his head.
I looked behind me and noticed that Aiden had picked up Alice off of the bar and seemed to be giving her a similar lecture.
“I’m not a hooker.”
“Come with me.” He lifted me up again and carried me through the crowd and outside of the club. “What are you doing, Liv?”
“What do you mean, what am I doing?”
