Wolf, E, Maj: Dinner tomorrow night?
Wolf, E, Maj: You can innuendo at me some more in person.
Klein, O, Pvt:Where shall we go?
Wolf, E, Maj: Lady’s choice.
Klein, O, Pvt:Well well, a gentleman.
Klein, O, Pvt:I think I’m going to like you, Major.
Wolf, E, Maj: It’s Ethan.
Wolf, E, Maj: And I think I’m going to like you, too. :)
Participants: Olivia Klein, Private, UTA Information Services Division
Stephanie LeFevre, Private, UTA Information Services Division
Date: 01/19/75
Timestamp: 02:37
LeFevre, S, Pvt: Well, look what the cat dragged in.
Klein, O, Pvt::P
LeFevre, S, Pvt: Don’t u have a shift starting at like 05:00 tomorrow, by which I mean 05:00 today
Klein, O, Pvt:Yes I do, mum, thanks for asking.
LeFevre, S, Pvt: Big Bad Wolf worth it, I presume?
Klein, O, Pvt:Steph why in god’s name are you IM’ing me, I’m in the same room as you.
LeFevre, S, Pvt: I don’t want to disturb Holmes in case she starts snoring again
Klein, O, Pvt:Oh my god, good point.
Klein, O, Pvt:Last night the bunk was shaking so badly I thought the ship was under attack.
LeFevre, S, Pvt: No bunks in the officers’ quarters. Must make a nice change
LeFevre, S, Pvt: bed still shakes tho?
Klein, O, Pvt:Oh look, a segue back into my sex life, how masterful of you.
LeFevre, S, Pvt: details,¦¦¦¦
LeFevre, S, Pvt: I want all the details
Klein, O, Pvt:Well, I want a cupcake big as my head and a holiday home in the Neo-Maldives. But we don’t always get what we want, do we?
LeFevre, S, Pvt:¦¦¦¦you haven’t got proper laid since 2nd year college, this is cause for a senatorial inquest so give me deets
Klein, O, Pvt:Stop it.
LeFevre, S, Pvt: DEETS!
