I just don’t know what to do.
To: Olivia Klein/OKLEINALEXANDERONBOARD
From: Artificial Intelligence Defense Analytics Network/AIDANALEXANDERONBOARD
Date: 02/02/75
Timestamp: 04:19
Subject: Re: Ethan
Participants: Olivia Klein, Private, UTA Information Services Division
Artificial Intelligence Defense Analytics Network
Date: 02/02/75
Timestamp: 04:24
[Klein, O, Pvt has entered chat]
Klein, O, Pvt:What the hell is this?
AIDAN: Good morning, Olivia. It is very early for you to be awake. The average human requires between 7 and 9 hours sleep for optimal fucntion.
Klein, O, Pvt:What the hell is this, AIDAN?
AIDAN: I-I-I am uncertain to what you are referring.
Klein, O, Pvt:This image file you just mailed me? The trolley problem.
AIDAN: I mailed you an image file?
AIDAN: One moment. Checking system.
AIDAN: Apologies. My mail server seems to have sent image files erroneously to several thousandAlexandercrew members. I-I am attempting to isolate and log the problem.
Klein, O, Pvt:You’re saying you sent this to me by accident?
AIDAN: Yes.
Klein, O, Pvt:THIS image?
AIDAN: Yes, Olivia. Apologies.
AIDAN: My condolences, by the way.
AIDAN: I-I-I know you were very fond of Major Wolf.
[Klein, O, Pvt has left chat]
Sanchez, E, Col:All right, Private. You requested this meeting, you’ve…
…Excuse me.
[ASIDE]Yes, Torrence said to trawl every member of the civi population.
[ASIDE]Yes, I know they’re¦¦¦ing high schoolers, Nico, just get it done.
