LeFevre, S, Pvt: Or I’ll start making them up in my head and you don’t want to know the level of tawdry that goes on in there.
Klein, O, Pvt:He’s
Klein, O, Pvt:Very nice :)
LeFevre, S, Pvt: Oh my god.
Klein, O, Pvt:What?
LeFevre, S, Pvt: YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH THE BIG BAD WOLF
Klein, O, Pvt:Shut up, I am not.
LeFevre, S, Pvt: Olivia Marie Klein
LeFevre, S, Pvt: I’ve known you 5 years and while some consider the stick up your butt a cause for concern, I find it endearing
LeFevre, S, Pvt: And yet, you ARE the most tightly wound¦¦¦¦I ever met
LeFevre, S, Pvt: so you saying “He’s very nice” is practically a declaration of desire to have this man’s babies
LeFevre, S, Pvt: it’s practically
LeFevre, S, Pvt: wait what’s that lady who writes about Mr. Dorcy?
LeFevre, S, Pvt: It’s practically Austenesque
Klein, O, Pvt:Shut up or I’ll mute you.
LeFevre, S, Pvt: Admit it
LeFevre, S, Pvt: You’re living one of your romance novels inside your head rn
Klein, O, Pvt:I mean it.
LeFevre, S, Pvt: Handsome older officer. Wide-eyed ingenue. Battlefield romance. Illicit dalliances in closets and probably a masquerade ball in there somewhere
Klein, O, Pvt:You know the word ingenue? I’m impressed.
LeFevre, S, Pvt:¦¦¦¦please, I’m French
Klein, O, Pvt:Muting you now.
LeFevre, S, Pvt: Confess
LeFevre, S, Pvt: Your ovaries have detonated
LeFevre, S, Pvt: You are already mentally planning your wedding and wondering how drunk and embarrassing I will be as your maid of honor
LeFevre, S, Pvt: CONFESS THIS TO ME OLIVIA
Klein, O, Pvt:…
Klein, O, Pvt:…
Klein, O, Pvt::)
To: Johan Klein/[email protected]
