To the two classless gentlemen: If you two can’t keep it in your pants long enough to get home, maybe you shouldn’t dine in public places. It’s one thing to be gay. It’s another thing to flaunt it.
- Dave Richards, The Tattler
“Christ that man is vile,” I mutter.
“He’s a prick,” Cage adds. “He’s the worst of the worst.”
“And the best of the best?” Linc questions.
Sera smirks and hands over her phone. “This just came out.”
HUBBA HUBBA A WHOLE LOT OF SEXY GOING ON
Pay no attention to the narrow-minded, hypocritical bigots out there. Lincoln, Ethan, I’ve gotta say, there’s nothing sexier than a little tryst after a good meal.
For those who haven’t read the trash my classless nemesis is spewing (no pun intended), Lincoln Ramirez and Ethan Ashcroft were scene at Nunzio’s Italian Restaurant, and like any normal red-blooded couple in love, passion got the best of them. No one knows what went on behind that closed and locked door, but fifteen minutes later both were spotted exiting the restroom with smiles and flushed faces.
Is it hot in here or is it just me? Good on you, gentlemen. You made me a believer—true love is passionate and tumultuous, and you two wear it well.
- Margo Phelan, Announcements
“Have I mentioned how much I love this woman? I need to meet her,” Linc announces.
“She’s Lucy’s favorite,” I inform him.
“I can see why.”
Cage sighs as we pull into the gated community that houses CFD. “Look. I get it. I really do.”
Sera wiggles her eyebrows, “Does he ever.”
Cage’s lips twitch, and he lifts a brow at his wife. “Sometimes we act before we think, and normally that’d be okay. But for the next few months, you aren’t normal.”
Linc chuckles. “Dude, we were never normal.”
“Understatement of the year,” Sera adds with a smile.
“So, in other words, keep it in our pants when we’re in public,” I deduce.
“Yeah. That doesn’t mean you can’t be affectionate, just keep it PG—”
“—13,” Sera adds. “PG-13.”
“What the fuck is PG-13? Holding hands? Kissing? Hugging?” Linc asks.
Sera nods.
“Just no banging or—”
“Right,” Cage says, cutting him off.
Linc nods. “PG-13.” He looks at me. “We can do that.”
“Just imagine Kadi being around whenever you’re in public. That’ll help you a lot,” Sera suggests.
“Heard about all of that, huh?” Ethan chuckles.
Sera laughs. “Aren’t kids fun?”
