GlitterDoctor: Whoa, slow down there, Abraham. We’re supposed to be disappointing superheroes
GlitterDoctor: I figured since you’re always pregnant, you’re too bloated/swollen/aching/sick to fight and tap out every time. So you’re like, the superhero with the best and most useful powers, but you never get to use them because you’re too busy poppin’ out babies
TeenDad2: :laughing until crying emoji: I love it
KnotMyProblem: Not gonna lie, I’d pay to see TD chuck babies at bad guys
TeenDad2: That’s terrible!!
KnotMyProblem: I’ve got this cartoon-style series of events playing out in my head. TD’s crying, the chucked babies are crying, the enemy’s catching all these crying babies like, “What the fuck, this guy is insane,” and in the end, The Baby Maker breaks the baddie down by cashing in on their sympathy. Captain Evil, unable to take the crying anymore, takes TD to a diner or something to talk about his problems
KnotMyProblem: Note: no babies are hurt in my cartoon-vision. Despite what you guys think of me, I’m not a monster
Gwynning: So we have Unexpectedly Savage Man, Mathemagician, Super Harley, Glitter Bomb, and The Baby Maker. What about you, Knot? You haven’t chosen a superhero name and power yet
KnotMyProblem: You don’t choose a superhero name. It chooses you
TeenDad2: Trouble
GlitterDoctor: Seconding Trouble
xVerity: Thirding.
KnotMyProblem: HEY!
LoveHarley: LOL i like it, too
Gwynning: Majority rules. Knot, your superhero name is Trouble
KnotMyProblem: I resent that
TeenDad2: It’s so good, though! Like, when the bad guys know you’re on the way, they’re like, “Trouble is coming”
xVerity: No one wants to mess with trouble.
LoveHarley: its pretty badass knot
KnotMyProblem: …
KnotMyProblem: Okay, fine. I kind of like it
KnotMyProblem: But what’s my superpower?
Gwynning: Causing trouble
Gwynning: You never mean to, but it always happens when you’re around. Like how you met and became involved with Matthew
KnotMyProblem: Okay. Fine. Trouble DOES follow me around
xVerity: You’re its unwitting catalyst.
KnotMyProblem: But if that’s the way we’re gonna play, part of my superhero costume involves a full head helmet to protect me from face punches
Gwynning: It’s a deal
TeenDad2: I love this so much. Everyone’s got such great names and powers
GlitterDoctor: Here marks the official formation of the League of Extraordinarily Disappointing Superheroes
