KnotMyProblem: What the hell is that baby doing with that pl*centa?!
KnotMyProblem: WHAT KIND OF SICK, SADISTIC MONSTER WOULD LET THEIR BABY TOUCH A PL*CENTA?
Gwynning: Oh, that is a rather interesting image, isn’t it?
xVerity: Very artfully done.
xVerity: I imagine there’s some poetry behind this.
GlitterDoctor: Or more likely some pretentious Pinterest-y parent shit
GlitterDoctor: I don’t know about you, but I don’t have a month to hand-cut confetti for a birthday party my son isn’t even old enough to remember
GlitterDoctor: No shame in the #oneclick
TeenDad2: I don’t know… some of the sandwiches and stuff on Pinterest are really cute
TeenDad2: Do you guys know what bento boxes are? I didn’t until recently, but it’s adorable. I hope that I can make them for my babies one day
KnotMyProblem: How the HELL did we get onto Pinterest and bento boxes?
KnotMyProblem: Did you guys not see the ABOMINATION a few posts up?
KnotMyProblem: An actual BABY and a PL*CENTA were interacting
KnotMyProblem: And not like because it was still attached to the baby somehow
KnotMyProblem: Whoever the hell is responsible arranged it so the baby was POSING WITH IT
KnotMyProblem: We are NOT MOVING ON TO BENTO BOXES when EVIL is afoot
LoveHarley: idk knot it was kinda cute
TeenDad2: HARLEY!
LoveHarley: hey TD :)
LoveHarley: the baby was sweet and the p-word wasnt that bad
KnotMyProblem: You’re dead to me
Gwynning: To be fair, I don’t select the images that appear. I’ve set it up so the bot scours the internet and posts a new one every time. It’s much easier that way
GlitterDoctor: Oh, interesting
GlitterDoctor: Tell us more about your automated evil
Gwynning: It’s not all that impressive, to be honest
Gwynning: all you have to do is google bots for your chat program of choice—so like “slack bot” or “discord bot” or whatever program you use
TeenDad2: Oh! I thought you programmed them yourself
Gwynning: Nope
Gwynning: I’m not that technologically savvy
LoveHarley: its okay gwynn. im not either
