November 24, 2019
Puggysmalls and BWAnonymous Have Joined the Chat
Puggysmalls: Hey guys! I was just wondering if you've ever noticed anything strange in Aurora? Like perhaps of the large reptile variety
TeenDad2: What???
TeenDad2: Do you mean like dinosaurs?
Gwynning: Potentially
TeenDad2: Are there dinosaurs in Aurora???
TeenDad2: I thought there were only dinosaurs in Jurassic Park
GlitterDoctor: TD…
GlitterDoctor: You do know that Jurassic Park is a movie, right?
TeenDad2: Yes?
TeenDad2: but I mean, the science is pretty solid, right?
TeenDad2: We’re able to do all kinds of things with DNA
xVerity: It’s a little more complicated than that.
TeenDad2: Wait
TeenDad2: You know about this, xV?
TeenDad2: :shocked emoji: OMG is that the medical trial that you and Glit were working on together? Bringing dinosaurs back to life?
GlitterDoctor: I’m laughing so hard Caleb and Everett are trying to hijack my phone to see what’s so funny
GlitterDoctor: Quick, TD, send a dick pic so they regret their lives
TeenDad2: Sorry, Glit :( my dick’s not interested in being famous anymore
KnotMyProblem: … I have so many questions
TeenDad2: So do I
TeenDad2: Mostly about dinosaurs
TeenDad2: Are we working on bringing them back to life?
TeenDad2: Are there dinosaur prototypes in Aurora right now?
TeenDad2: Do I need to worry that my babies are gonna be snatched by a raptor?
Gwynning: TD, no raptor is going to snatch your baby
GlitterDoctor: Friendly reminder: dinos aren’t dingos. I know, I know, it’s an easy mistake to make, but one letter really does make a world of difference
GlitterDoctor: Plus our raptors would probably just eat your babies. We’re raising a generation of ferocious apex predators here. Anything less would be a disappointment
TeenDad2: :shocked emoji:
