KnotMyProblem: I mean, you can try, but you're not gonna get far
GlitterDoctor: Ahem
GlitterDoctor: Placenta
Placenta-bot: [disgustingplacenta.jpg]
KnotMyProblem: oh FUCK!
[KnotMyProblem has left the chat]
GlitterDoctor: Case in point, gentlemen:
GlitterDoctor: Any man with a placenta phobia is likely not a single dad.
November 3, 2019
LondonGirl Has Joined the Chat
LondonGirl: Okay, Single Dads, what is your favourite childhood memory?
KnotMyProblem: It WAS A DARK AND STORMY CHILDHOOD
GlitterDoctor: I cannot
TeenDad2: :laughing until crying emoji:
Gwynning: Are you really going to start that way any time someone asks you to tell a story?
KnotMyProblem: Yes
KnotMyProblem: You got a problem with that?
GlitterDoctor: Yes
KnotMyProblem: Well you can go stick your negativity where the sun don't shine
KnotMyProblem: I'll have you know I'm an expert storyteller
GlitterDoctor: Sometimes I think your definition of expert and my definition of expert aren't the same
GlitterDoctor: Now is one of those times
KnotMyProblem: What double dicks crawled up your ass and died today, Glit?
KnotMyProblem: Everyone is being MEAN
TeenDad2: I'm not mean!
KnotMyProblem: TD, you know those "what would I post to let you know I was kidnapped without my kidnappers catching on" posts?
TeenDad2: yeah
KnotMyProblem: If you started being mean, I'd assume you were kidnapped and were trying to let us know
KnotMyProblem: That or your douche canoe was talking to us through your account
KnotMyProblem: I could see it going either way
