xVerity: TD, you can't book the venue for your own funeral.
Gwynning: You're a little too dead to do much of anything.
TeenDad2: ***Dibs on the casket
GlitterDoctor: I think we should make it a double funeral, because Knot just got slayed
KnotMyProblem: Fool
KnotMyProblem: This isn't even my final form!
KnotMyProblem: My power is limitless! I'll snark you back into the glittery depths from which you emerged and make you wish you'd never dared to sparkle on the mortal plane
GlitterDoctor: Uh huh
KnotMyProblem: That's it?
KnotMyProblem: You're not even gonna try to prove you're better than me?
KnotMyProblem: Because right now I'm looking at the scoreboard, and it's coming up Knot all the way, baby
GlitterDoctor: No, I'm pretty sure that's not right.
GlitterDoctor: What you're not seeing is that I've already won
KnotMyProblem: Bullshit
GlitterDoctor: Trueshit
TeenDad2: This is so tense
Gwynning: It certainly is getting interesting
KnotMyProblem: Glit, you're good, but when it comes to causing trouble, you're still second fiddle
KnotMyProblem: Let Daddy teach you how to get it done
GlitterDoctor: I'm rolling my eyes so hard I might've just ruptured my extraocular muscle
KnotMyProblem: Okay, eww
KnotMyProblem: But that doesn't prove anything
KnotMyProblem: We ALL know who's the king of this chat
KnotMyProblem: (@xVerity)
KnotMyProblem: But I am his LOVEABLE jester.
KnotMyProblem: (and secretly in command)
xVerity: Well, this is news to me.
GlitterDoctor: You're going to make me do this, aren't you?
KnotMyProblem: What?
GlitterDoctor: Prove my superiority.