GlitterDoctor: I love you guys
KnotMyProblem: So remember, kids: never trust a baby in possession of a pee cannon
KnotMyProblem: It's all fun and games until you’re gargling your progeny's piss
October 27, 2019
BooksAreLife Has Joined the Chat
BooksAreLife: Jayne/Glit, what was your reaction to FINALLY finding out that Knot didn't actually have any kids?
GlitterDoctor: What an interesting question
GlitterDoctor: You know, I don't think I was surprised
KnotMyProblem: Uh, what???
KnotMyProblem: Are you trying to come for me, Glit?
KnotMyProblem: Because I'm ready
GlitterDoctor: No
GlitterDoctor: All I'm saying is that the whole no-kids thing didn't surprise me too much
GlitterDoctor: Single fathers usually can't get enough sleep, and you had the opposite problem
KnotMyProblem: Are you…
KnotMyProblem: Are you SLEEP SHAMING ME?
TeenDad2: LOL
GlitterDoctor: That's not a real thing
KnotMyProblem: And now you're GASLIGHTING ME?
GlitterDoctor: Honey, the only gas in this chat room is the hot air you're blowing trying to make yourself into a victim
TeenDad2: I'm DEAD
Gwynning: Dibs on the flower arrangement
xVerity: I'll take care of the catering.
TeenDad2: OMG
TeenDad2: uh uh uh
TeenDad2: Dips on booking the venue
TeenDad2: *Dibs
TeenDad2: I just don't wanna do the eulogy :crying emoji:
xVerity: Should we tell him?
Gwynning: I think we should.
