TeenDad2: I feel like I can answer the glitter question too
TeenDad2: I found glitter around my house for YEARS after Alex sabotaged me
KnotMyProblem: We're not talking about those kinds of unexpected places, TD
KnotMyProblem: We're talking about places where the sun don't shine
xVerity: That's troublesome.
KnotMyProblem: Oh, you know it
KnotMyProblem: You don't know how good you have it until you wake up one morning and realize you're the proud owner of a bedazzled dick
KnotMyProblem: Although, to be fair, Matthew had it worse
KnotMyProblem: I swear it feels like once a week I noticed glitter in his hair
GlitterDoctor: Has he tried shaving it all off?
KnotMyProblem: I meant the hair on his head
KnotMyProblem: My good boy's been bare since before we met
KnotMyProblem: I know it's just a preference thing for him, but I love imagining that even before he met me, he was doing his best to be good for me
TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:
GlitterDoctor: You kinky bastard
GlitterDoctor: I'm glad Gwynn's on his way to the moon
KnotMyProblem: TD, don't give me that :vomiting emoji: crap
KnotMyProblem: You can pretend you don't like it, but who was the one out of all of us who put himself in harm's way for his douche canoe's benefit?
KnotMyProblem: You're a praise slut
TeenDad2: !!!
TeenDad2: Am not!
TeenDad2: And Aaron is not a douche canoe
TeenDad2: If he's any kind of canoe at all, he's a good, reliable, and very attractively painted canoe
GlitterDoctor: With a big dick
TeenDad2: YES
TeenDad2: and ew
TeenDad2: and also he's a canoe who loves me
TeenDad2: And who works very hard
KnotMyProblem: So he can take care of you
TeenDad2: Well, I mean…
