TeenDad2: GROSS
xVerity: I'm both amused and horrified.
xVerity: Continue.
Gwynning: Knot, before you start, will I need to leave, too?
Gwynning: My spaceship takes a while to power on, so I appreciate the heads up
KnotMyProblem: I mean, I'm not going to be explicitly talking about Matthew if that's what you're worried about
GlitterDoctor: Note that he said "about Matthew"
GlitterDoctor: I'm taking it as a warning that there's no telling what other explicit things might come out of his mouth
TeenDad2: It's more like his fingers :(
GlitterDoctor: Yes, fingers
GlitterDoctor: All kinds of explicit things right from the tips of those dirty digits
TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:
KnotMyProblem: Dirty digits… I like it
Gwynning: So do I need to leave for the moon or not?
KnotMyProblem: Nah, shantay, you stay.
KnotMyProblem: TD, sashay away.
Gwynning: I'll pretend I know what you mean
KnotMyProblem: …
KnotMyProblem: Has Alex taught you nothing?
KnotMyProblem: Anyway, it's no big deal
KnotMyProblem: Buckle up kids, because it's story time
GlitterDoctor: Calling it now
GlitterDoctor: It was a dark and stormy night…
KnotMyProblem: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, and—
KnotMyProblem: HEY
LoveHarley: im dying
TeenDad2: HARLEY!!!
LoveHarley: hey TD
TeenDad2: I'm glad you made it for story time
KnotMyProblem: well, it doesn't matter if it was stormy… or night