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KnotMyProblem: Thank god, it’s gone

KnotMyProblem: Now that I can think clearly again…

KnotMyProblem: Gwynn, I don’t care that next year I’ll legally be your son-in-law.

KnotMyProblem: This

KnotMyProblem: Means

KnotMyProblem: Glitterwar

Glitter-Bot:YOU THOUGHT THE WAR WAS OVER, BUT IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN

A plague of glitter consumed Knot’s screen. When it cleared, a message from Gwynn was waiting.

Gwynning: Bring it.

Glit started and stopped typing several times, then Harley did the same. Damien watched them play chat-chicken until Harley finally went all the way.

LoveHarley: so um

LoveHarley: theres something I forgot to tell you guys

LoveHarley: not just you guys, but everyone

LoveHarley: Evie has been crazy busy so it just kinda slipped my mind, but Glit’s gonna kill me if i dont tell you guys right away

LoveHarley: Simon and I got engaged in Fiji and I kinda didnt think to tell anyone

GlitterDoctor: LIES

GlitterDoctor: What you just told me is, and I quote, “It was no big deal”

GlitterDoctor: EXCEPT ITS A HUGE DEAL AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME MY OWN BROTHER GOT ENGAGED EIGHT MONTHS AGO

TeenDad2: omg Glit we’re totally in the same boat right now

TeenDad2: except Alex is my sort-of cousin instead of my brother and he’s only been pregnant for four months

LoveHarley: my bad

LoveHarley: if it helps, were not planning on getting married for a while. Evie’s schedule is packed for the next few years so we need to wait

GlitterDoctor: I can’t even

KnotMyProblem: Have you tried odding?

GlitterDoctor: Oh, the dad runs strong in you already

GlitterDoctor: Your poor kids

KnotMyProblem: If by poor you mean ocularly gifted because of all the eye rolling practice they’ll have, then sure

GlitterDoctor: I’m pretty sure rolling your eyes doesn’t make them any stronger

KnotMyProblem: Says who?

GlitterDoctor: Says me