KnotMyProblem: Thank god, it’s gone
KnotMyProblem: Now that I can think clearly again…
KnotMyProblem: Gwynn, I don’t care that next year I’ll legally be your son-in-law.
KnotMyProblem: This
KnotMyProblem: Means
KnotMyProblem: Glitterwar
Glitter-Bot:YOU THOUGHT THE WAR WAS OVER, BUT IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN
A plague of glitter consumed Knot’s screen. When it cleared, a message from Gwynn was waiting.
Gwynning: Bring it.
Glit started and stopped typing several times, then Harley did the same. Damien watched them play chat-chicken until Harley finally went all the way.
LoveHarley: so um
LoveHarley: theres something I forgot to tell you guys
LoveHarley: not just you guys, but everyone
LoveHarley: Evie has been crazy busy so it just kinda slipped my mind, but Glit’s gonna kill me if i dont tell you guys right away
LoveHarley: Simon and I got engaged in Fiji and I kinda didnt think to tell anyone
GlitterDoctor: LIES
GlitterDoctor: What you just told me is, and I quote, “It was no big deal”
GlitterDoctor: EXCEPT ITS A HUGE DEAL AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME MY OWN BROTHER GOT ENGAGED EIGHT MONTHS AGO
TeenDad2: omg Glit we’re totally in the same boat right now
TeenDad2: except Alex is my sort-of cousin instead of my brother and he’s only been pregnant for four months
LoveHarley: my bad
LoveHarley: if it helps, were not planning on getting married for a while. Evie’s schedule is packed for the next few years so we need to wait
GlitterDoctor: I can’t even
KnotMyProblem: Have you tried odding?
GlitterDoctor: Oh, the dad runs strong in you already
GlitterDoctor: Your poor kids
KnotMyProblem: If by poor you mean ocularly gifted because of all the eye rolling practice they’ll have, then sure
GlitterDoctor: I’m pretty sure rolling your eyes doesn’t make them any stronger
KnotMyProblem: Says who?
GlitterDoctor: Says me